Splicky Missions is a weekly publication where innocent ignorance runs free as tiny, silly critters called splickies compete for a prize. In this single-panel cartoon of sorts, you can watch young splickies try valorously albeit unavailingly to perform such simple tasks as reading, tying a ribbon, or eating a humburger.
It is said that no splic has ever won fair and square in the Splicky Missions competition, no matter how easy the missions are!
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/08/17 - 8:00pm.
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Today’s Splicky Mission:
Eat a plum – not a peach.
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/08/10 - 8:00pm.
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Today’s Splicky Mission:
Find a ruby and bring it out of the mine.
Submitted by Quartz on Mon, 2008/08/04 - 12:00am.
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Today's Splicky Mission:
Stand on one leg for two seconds.
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/07/27 - 8:00pm.
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Today's Splicky Mission:
Escape from the playground.
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/07/20 - 8:00pm.
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Today's Splicky Mission:
Peel an apple.
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/07/13 - 11:51pm.
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Today's Splicky Mission:
Dive deeper than three and two thirds inches.
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/07/06 - 8:00pm.
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Today's Splicky Mission:
Ride your hobbyhorse.
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/06/29 - 8:00pm.
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Today's Splicky Mission:
Fire the cannonball – not the marshmallow – from the cannon.
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/06/22 - 8:00pm.
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Today's Splicky Mission:
Fetch a buoy from the water.
Submitted by Quartz on Mon, 2008/06/16 - 1:38am.
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Today's Splicky Mission:
Secure the log so that it won’t fall.
